Thursday, June 14, 2007

Great Steak and Potato Company
Turkey Salad

John: This $4.99 salad exceeded my expectations in every way. I thought is would be gross. It was fucking disgusting. I dread the next time this joint comes up. As a matter of fact I'm starting to dread most of the upcoming salads. Does anybody like hot meat on a salad? Really - please leave a comment if you do - cause I can't figure out for the life of me why these things are even available. The $15.00 I spent on lunch covered in french dressing would have tasted better. F.

UPDATE: I just threw up at my desk. Not a ton. But really how much puke is too little puke to mention?

Margaret: Eating this salad was a lot like eating elephant poop. With hot meat on it. And then like someone pooped on it again, just for good measure. Tonight I'm going to buy myself an ipod shuffle, and I REALLY didn't feel like getting food poisoning, so in all honesty, I really didn't touch my ass salad. I did take one bite of the turkey and it was like eating greasy, flat ass. At least the other Great Steak salad had "okay" steak on it. This turkey was truly disgusting. I saw a hot carrot and had a tiny bite of hot cucumber, and then I just wept into my ass salad, wept like a lost child at the carnival. I'm just going to stop writing now, because there is nothing I can say that adequately portrays how truly disgusting this salad was. This salad gets and F-, if there is such a thing. Blech. Patooey. Yuck.

1 comment:

Becky Eldridge said...

Long time reader, first time commenter.
I love a good steak salad--but it's usually with leftover steak from a good steak house, bleu cheese, spinach, pine nuts, tomatoes and onions. And then, you have to toss the f out of it.

But that turkey looks totally grotty.

Also, M--I rode the bike path up to Skokie and I loved it!
Thanks for the tip.

I hope the next salad is better...